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I write great copy and record terrible videos, all of which can be found here. If you want help with the former check my Collaborate page.

But what if…

Imagine my surprise realising I was (probably) trans? If you’d known me for a while, you maybe don’t need to imagine as it surprised you too. If this didn’t surprise you, then what the Hell dude!? I’m clearly a trainwreck, and you didn’t point out the tree trunk on...

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Kind Words – lo-fi letter writing simulator

Kind Words – lo-fi letter writing simulator

If two gentle strangers made soft, sweet love during a digital therapy session to the sounds of 24/7 lo-fi hiphop radio – beats to study/chill/relax to, their child would look exactly like Kind Words. It would be that kid at school that you didn’t really KNOW, you...

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Neon Abyss – roguelike rave

Neon Abyss – roguelike rave

Neon Abyss is what happens when a lorry-load of guns and a truck full of glowsticks crash into a petshop filled with folks on their way to a cosplay convention, at the same time as aliens invade. The aliens also look half-android, half-digested meatball for some...

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Vampire Survivors – it’s about surviving vampires

Vampire Survivors – it’s about surviving vampires

Vampire Survivors is perfect for anyone who wants to experience a 30-minute joy ride, going from slapping evil bats with a leather whip to wiping out legions of demons with single devastating strikes from God’s Own Bastard Sword and the Devil’s Sex Whip – all in less time than the least ambitious pizza delivery places.

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Astroneer – choking hazard

Astroneer – choking hazard

Explore alien worlds as a Mr Meeseeks-looking astronaut while sucking on your oxygen tank like it’s the last can of Cheez Whiz post-apocalypse and you’re a dairy-addicted survivor.

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Back 4 Blood – Left 3 Dead

Back 4 Blood – Left 3 Dead

If the Left 4 Dead series is Train to Busan – a tight and frenetic escape from an unfolding apocalypse – then Back 4 Blood is the later seasons of The Walking Dead.

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