No Man’s Sky – it’s good now NO WAIT DON’T GO

No Man’s Sky – it’s good now NO WAIT DON’T GO

Wanna watch me run through the new No Man’s Sky? Click for the video I still remember when my innocence died. August 2016 – a simpler time. Me, a fresh-faced young child of only 28 years, excitedly rushed back from their contact centre job. Slowly the gigabytes...
Stardew Valley – farming but fun

Stardew Valley – farming but fun

Stardew Valley is somehow the chillest game around, while being mostly deadlines, unfinished tasks and unexplored possibilities. Imagine the raw nostalgia of Harvest Moon with the rough husks milled off and packaged with fresh new ideas, and you’re close to what...
Satisfactory – industrial spaghetti maker

Satisfactory – industrial spaghetti maker

I’m a simple British man. I see an unspoilt verdant land filled with exotic creatures and boundless untapped resources, and something in my blood whispers… Shame if something colonial were to happen… William, get the flag! First day on the job On loading, you (and a...
Valheim – you’ve got a friend in mead

Valheim – you’ve got a friend in mead

Journey to the tenth Norse world of Valheim carried in the claws of the Valkyries to eliminate Odin’s rivals and bring order to the land. Mostly by chopping down trees and brewing mead. Survival, with survikings Your first few minutes of Valheim will be super familiar...
Starbound – 2D star wars

Starbound – 2D star wars

97% of people call it “Terraria in Space”. Those people are as wrong as they are made up, by me, for dramatic effect. Sure, that imaginary majority will see the low-pixel graphics, zoomed-out point of view, intricate block-based crafting system and diverse...