Astroneer – choking hazard

Astroneer – choking hazard

Astroneer was meant to be a quick text detour between video reviews. A few hours play to see everything the game had to offer, a few more to write it up with a few screen-grabs… bish-bash-bosh, another review of an indie survival/crafting game. Imagine my surprise 20...
Starbound – 2D star wars

Starbound – 2D star wars

97% of people call it “Terraria in Space”. Those people are as wrong as they are made up, by me, for dramatic effect. Sure, that imaginary majority will see the low-pixel graphics, zoomed-out point of view, intricate block-based crafting system and diverse...
Final Fantasy XIV – not revolutionary, but highly refined

Final Fantasy XIV – not revolutionary, but highly refined

Playing Final Fantasy XIV is like being fed a blooming onion by a waitress dressed as a cat-girl. Tenderly, she dips each petal into one of a hundred different sauces before placing it delicately onto your outstretched and eager tongue. Sometimes it’s garlic dip,...